Shouting at the world 'cause no one's listening...
Alex: This songs about one time when Jack and I fell asleep on two different couches and we woke up on the same couch.
Jack: Naked

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

fushimiinarijinja:

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

faultinourstarsmovie:

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guy:

dinosaurs didn’t follow my blog and now they’re extinct

coincidence??? i think not

guy:

*doesn’t clap along to happy by pharrell bc im not happy*

ovaryfunny:

 

ovaryfunny:

 

Plays: 919,760 |  Track: Let It Go

magelulu:

so apparently two slightly different versions of let it go were made for the movie this is the version they decided not to use [x]

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

faultinourstarsmovie:

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faultinourstarsmovie:

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